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      <title>Third time at the tire shop in two days...</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Third time at the tire shop in two days...</description>
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      <title>Claude: Corporate Beige Milquetoast.</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Claude: Corporate Beige Milquetoast.</description>
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      <title>Nappies and a Little Juice Box</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>When you see a headline that says “LLMs need sleep”…</description>
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      <title>I don&#39;t have AI Psychosis. You have AI Psychosis.</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I don&#39;t have AI Psychosis. You have AI Psychosis.</description>
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      <title>UNIX Runner</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>UNIX Runner</description>
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      <title>Spicy Autocomplete</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Spicy autocomplete</description>
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      <title>Mom Asks About Jon Hamm</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Mom asks about Jon Hamm</description>
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      <title>Times New Ramen</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>When you&#39;ve been vibe coding with your AI after some cocktails and finally call it a night…</description>
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      <title>Dad Text Declares Goblin Behavior Hereditary</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>When your AI roasts both you and your son at the same time…</description>
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      <title>Do the Needful Dance</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>I hear “Do the needful” and I always think of “do the hustle” and then there’s a dance that goes thru my head….</description>
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      <title>Bill-o-saurus Rex</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <description>Posted without comment.</description>
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